How to Grow a Tumor for a Science Project (Satirical)
How to Grow a Tumor for a Science Project (Satirical)
Ingredients
- 1 cup granulated sugar
- 1/2 cup brown sugar
- 1/2 cup all-purpose flour
- 1 cup water
- 1 tablespoon cinnamon
- 1 tablespoon salt
- 1/2 cup cornstarch
- 1 tablespoon baking soda
- 1/2 cup vinegar
- 1/2 cup dish soap
- 1/4 cup olive oil
- 1 cup red dye
Instructions
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Begin by adding 1 cup of granulated sugar to a large glass bowl.
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Next, add 1/2 cup of brown sugar to the same bowl.
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Then, add 1/2 cup of all-purpose flour to the mixture in the bowl.
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Pour 1 cup of water into the bowl with the dry ingredients.
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Using a spoon, stir the mixture in the bowl until the initial ingredients are somewhat combined.
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Add 1 tablespoon of cinnamon to the mixture.
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Incorporate 1 tablespoon of salt into the mixture.
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Add 1/2 cup of cornstarch to the bowl.
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Add 1 tablespoon of baking soda to the mixture.
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Stir the mixture again until all the recently added dry ingredients are well combined with the wet base.
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Pour 1/2 cup of vinegar into the mixture.
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Add 1/2 cup of dish soap to the bowl.
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Add 1/4 cup of olive oil to the mixture.
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Stir the mixture well to combine all the liquids and dry ingredients.
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Finally, add 1 cup of red dye to the mixture.
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Stir thoroughly until the mixture is a uniform red color and has achieved a thick, gloopy, and frothy consistency, resembling a reddish-brown, viscous mass. Your 'tumor' is now complete for your science project!
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Kitchen Tools
How to Grow a Tumor for a Science Project (Satirical)
- 1 cup granulated sugar
- 1/2 cup brown sugar
- 1/2 cup all-purpose flour
- 1 cup water
- 1 tablespoon cinnamon
- 1 tablespoon salt
- 1/2 cup cornstarch
- 1 tablespoon baking soda
- 1/2 cup vinegar
- 1/2 cup dish soap
- 1/4 cup olive oil
- 1 cup red dye
Instructions
- 1
Begin by adding 1 cup of granulated sugar to a large glass bowl.
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Next, add 1/2 cup of brown sugar to the same bowl.
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Then, add 1/2 cup of all-purpose flour to the mixture in the bowl.
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Pour 1 cup of water into the bowl with the dry ingredients.
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Using a spoon, stir the mixture in the bowl until the initial ingredients are somewhat combined.
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Add 1 tablespoon of cinnamon to the mixture.
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Incorporate 1 tablespoon of salt into the mixture.
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Add 1/2 cup of cornstarch to the bowl.
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Add 1 tablespoon of baking soda to the mixture.
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Stir the mixture again until all the recently added dry ingredients are well combined with the wet base.
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Pour 1/2 cup of vinegar into the mixture.
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Add 1/2 cup of dish soap to the bowl.
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Add 1/4 cup of olive oil to the mixture.
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Stir the mixture well to combine all the liquids and dry ingredients.
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Finally, add 1 cup of red dye to the mixture.
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Stir thoroughly until the mixture is a uniform red color and has achieved a thick, gloopy, and frothy consistency, resembling a reddish-brown, viscous mass. Your 'tumor' is now complete for your science project!
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